Zorba's Musings
Your typical late May Gemini. Comes from the greenest recesses of the Green Planet. Boasts Ancient Greek ancestors. His best friends are Palumbo, Cremizio and Joe Pesto. Plays sandstone guitarron and sings polyphonically in an Ancient Greek country trio – their music is based on the minor Locrian scale (other band members are Culo Fritto and Uncle Iguana). Always wears titanium flip flops. Ask him any question and he shall give you a very wise answer - his wisdom is immense.
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Hallo Mr Zorba - how com you ar so Beutyful?
I gias don no, my deer-friend. Evvryone lowes me!
Che ne sarà di me?
U vill b.com a Riich Man, Alkerz. U vill konker Amerika and zen U Vill Konker Ze Intire Vorld. Ze vomen vill lik ur feet, ze men vill tu. Bon Voyage, mez-ami!!!
zorba, verrai all'erberia per la mostra di iwantmyalky?
I vill come toze Herperia BUTT u vont probably noctiss me becuz I am 2 sciò. Jo PP vont be zere becoz he as a dinne wiz frieds + Tooth conzert at ze famous diskoteque Blue Moon, unfortunately.
Dov'è stato finora, sig Zorba?
I accompanyd Joe Pesto thru his bic midlife krises. Tvas ver baad - ze man vos & ist suff'ring.
Alky Selzer... I appreciate your attempt at a solution. Surely you can understand that even though we reside on different continents the world wide web closes the gap. I've spent more than half my life promoting my art career under the ALKY moniker. So I'm sure you can understand my displeasure that when people try to search for me, they will now find your muppet show website.
attaboy! wettugo!
Dear Zorbie
what's the verdict on mr ALKY STYLES's art?
Itz bootyfull! it shinez! itz orriginal! itz ver moderm! itz supefantastik!!! -jus joki, ov coss: it iz ze most ofull KRAP.
Hi blue monster. What about 2010?
2010 vill be ze ear when Zorba makes anozer recko & becamz ver ver famuss!!!
Dear excellent Zorba,
everyone wants to know where you are spending your christmas Holidays!
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I vill spent my krisma holiday in SZpain. Hop ze vorld is satisfaid wiz zis simble nser. Hav a gut ear!